Post by eijixnarusime on Sept 5, 2007 11:36:29 GMT 7
Once again i just got this somewhere.....but you could post your own joke here so give it a try ok^^
RULES::
HAVE A COMMONSENSE!!!
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One day for the unknown reason, one of the Seigaku regulars goes to playground.
On the same time, he heard a child is crying (actually this child is getting lost).
Fuji
B: Waaaa…
F: Little boy…may I know the reason you crying here? (Fuji smiles unconsciously)
B: Tenshi… (The boy forgot to cry) Mr. Tenshi, when I grown up can you be my GIRL friend?
F: Ng… (Another smile)
(The boy forgets his problem one more time)
M: Tairou, finally I found you, u getting me worried. We r going home n say thank you to this big brother.
B: NO…I don’t want! I wanna be with Mr. Angel…Waaaa…
F: … (Smile again)
[P/s: The charm of Fuji Syusuke is undeniable; he is suitable for all ages.]
Echizen
K (Karupin): Meow…meow
E: Don’t go there, Karupin!
B: Waaaa…Ah…little kitty…I can’t find my mom anywhere.
K: Meow… (Translation: I shall play with u then)
B: You’ll play with me? Wow, that’s great!
E: That…that cat belongs to me!
K: (Turn to Ryoma) Meow… (Translation: I’m very sympathize with this boy)
E: Cheh… (He go to the bench nearby n watching them having fun)
M: Tairou, finally I found you, u getting me worried.
E: (Take back Karupin from the boy n directly go home) Don’t u ever play with stranger anymore!
[P/s: Ryoma gets jealous because of a cat???]
Inui
I: That crying object is 100% a boy.
B: Waaaa… Ah, a crazy scientist! Look at my super beam…
I: The brain of this child is 100% having problem! Hey boy, what’s your problem?
B: Waaaa… I kinda lost.
I: (Hey…) If you drink this juice immediately you can meet your mom soon, very soon.
B: Really? (Drink that INUI JUICE) … What’s this drink??!!! Mad scientist you tricked me!!!
I: Hmm… not bad, ii data.
M: Tairou, finally I found you, u getting me worried. (Turn to Inui) Thank you young man.
[P/s: If she were to figure out what Inui had done to her son, she won’t say that!]
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When someone in Seigaku found 100yen coin after the training session.
Echizen: 100yen? (Go to somewhere in Seigaku where there is a vending machine)…Ponta…Ponta…
Tezuka: Who has thrown this coin? (Nobody has enough courage to answer that question) Everyone run 20 rounds around the court! (Go to Echizen and give the coin to him) Be the pillar of Seigaku. (Echizen repeated as above)
Fuji: Hm…100yen (He picked it up and go to public phone) Nah…Yuuta…I found 100yen in school. (Yuuta asked: What do you do with that coin?) Seigaku is very tough!
Oishi: Eh…100yen? Who lost it? The owner must be worried about it! What if that person has to use it for emergency? I must waste no time! I must go to police station immediately!
Eiji: 100yen? (Very happy) Oishi look at what had I found! (After that they went to police station together)
Momoshiro: Wow, 100yen! I can eat lots of food with it!
Kaidou: Shiiiiii… 100yen. (Continue his running)
Inui: (Open his note book) Some one lost it here is 90%; The finger print of the owner on its surface is 1%; It’s found by me is 5%; It’s ignored by Kaidou is 99%...
Kawamura: Should I pick it up? (Fuji passes a racquet to him) Greato… Baby! (Look at the coin) Are you challenging me (to pick up you)?
Horio: I have two years of experience of picked up coins.
Both made by::
alientospace
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@: knock knock...
#: who's there?
@: eiji...
#: eiji who?
@: eiji, c, d, e, f, g....
q: who's the hyotei member that women always carry around?
a: ato-bag...
q: what do you say if you dnt know the answer?
a: kaidoh-n't know....
q: who's the dirtiest rikkai member?
a: sana-dust..
made by::*hikari_09*
RULES::
HAVE A COMMONSENSE!!!
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One day for the unknown reason, one of the Seigaku regulars goes to playground.
On the same time, he heard a child is crying (actually this child is getting lost).
Fuji
B: Waaaa…
F: Little boy…may I know the reason you crying here? (Fuji smiles unconsciously)
B: Tenshi… (The boy forgot to cry) Mr. Tenshi, when I grown up can you be my GIRL friend?
F: Ng… (Another smile)
(The boy forgets his problem one more time)
M: Tairou, finally I found you, u getting me worried. We r going home n say thank you to this big brother.
B: NO…I don’t want! I wanna be with Mr. Angel…Waaaa…
F: … (Smile again)
[P/s: The charm of Fuji Syusuke is undeniable; he is suitable for all ages.]
Echizen
K (Karupin): Meow…meow
E: Don’t go there, Karupin!
B: Waaaa…Ah…little kitty…I can’t find my mom anywhere.
K: Meow… (Translation: I shall play with u then)
B: You’ll play with me? Wow, that’s great!
E: That…that cat belongs to me!
K: (Turn to Ryoma) Meow… (Translation: I’m very sympathize with this boy)
E: Cheh… (He go to the bench nearby n watching them having fun)
M: Tairou, finally I found you, u getting me worried.
E: (Take back Karupin from the boy n directly go home) Don’t u ever play with stranger anymore!
[P/s: Ryoma gets jealous because of a cat???]
Inui
I: That crying object is 100% a boy.
B: Waaaa… Ah, a crazy scientist! Look at my super beam…
I: The brain of this child is 100% having problem! Hey boy, what’s your problem?
B: Waaaa… I kinda lost.
I: (Hey…) If you drink this juice immediately you can meet your mom soon, very soon.
B: Really? (Drink that INUI JUICE) … What’s this drink??!!! Mad scientist you tricked me!!!
I: Hmm… not bad, ii data.
M: Tairou, finally I found you, u getting me worried. (Turn to Inui) Thank you young man.
[P/s: If she were to figure out what Inui had done to her son, she won’t say that!]
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When someone in Seigaku found 100yen coin after the training session.
Echizen: 100yen? (Go to somewhere in Seigaku where there is a vending machine)…Ponta…Ponta…
Tezuka: Who has thrown this coin? (Nobody has enough courage to answer that question) Everyone run 20 rounds around the court! (Go to Echizen and give the coin to him) Be the pillar of Seigaku. (Echizen repeated as above)
Fuji: Hm…100yen (He picked it up and go to public phone) Nah…Yuuta…I found 100yen in school. (Yuuta asked: What do you do with that coin?) Seigaku is very tough!
Oishi: Eh…100yen? Who lost it? The owner must be worried about it! What if that person has to use it for emergency? I must waste no time! I must go to police station immediately!
Eiji: 100yen? (Very happy) Oishi look at what had I found! (After that they went to police station together)
Momoshiro: Wow, 100yen! I can eat lots of food with it!
Kaidou: Shiiiiii… 100yen. (Continue his running)
Inui: (Open his note book) Some one lost it here is 90%; The finger print of the owner on its surface is 1%; It’s found by me is 5%; It’s ignored by Kaidou is 99%...
Kawamura: Should I pick it up? (Fuji passes a racquet to him) Greato… Baby! (Look at the coin) Are you challenging me (to pick up you)?
Horio: I have two years of experience of picked up coins.
Both made by::
alientospace
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
@: knock knock...
#: who's there?
@: eiji...
#: eiji who?
@: eiji, c, d, e, f, g....
q: who's the hyotei member that women always carry around?
a: ato-bag...
q: what do you say if you dnt know the answer?
a: kaidoh-n't know....
q: who's the dirtiest rikkai member?
a: sana-dust..
made by::*hikari_09*